2003-01-16 - 2:06 p.m.
Yesterday and today I have been obsessed with listening to a quote from "Tommy Boy." I know it is ridiculous..and you can make fun of me all you want..but, it is hilarious. So, I decided to share it with you.
"Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Lets say I go into some guy's office and lets say he's even remotely intrested in buyin' something. Well then I get all excited, I'm like JoJo, the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet, I love you. So, I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe, I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go (tears dinner roll apart) chhhhhhhh, chhhhhhhhh, OOOOHHHHHHH. I KILLED IT! I KILLED MY SALE!"
