Thursday, Mar. 18, 2004 - 12:01 pm

I hate the process of breaking in new jeans. You know the drill..you wait and you wait..and finally you�ve got to wash them, b/c the body spray or perfume is just not covering up the worn jeans smell; i.e., cigarette smoke, fried food smell from the Chnese place, etc. So, in goes your favorite pair and into the dryer..b/c if you don�t dry them, they�ll be all hard and crispy and gross. So, out of the dryer they come smelling so fresh and so clean clean, and it�s a freakin� battle to get them on. Why oh, why can�t it be as easy as the 3rd day when you slid into them so nicely�and they fit your butt the way you wanted them to? Oh, well..so, on they go..and now it�s the jumping and squatting routine and squishing yourself into all kinds of crazy positions so that they actually try to stretch to where you like them. But, you know they won�t fit perfectly till that 3rd day..and then, you�ve lost the Downy fresh scent..and have to deal with grease smell and smoke, masked by Bath & Body works Country Apple spray, but dammit�they fit!